The Healing Tree.
Friday, October 24, 2008
My husband got a package in the mail...
so of course my nosey ass self opened it, why not? I am his wife!
I was almost scared! what the hell is THAT!?
I take out the "pieces"...
And I call my husband and say, "Who is D. Fish? and why did this person send you a tree?"
He instantly knew it was a client of his and said he'd call me back.
Turns out it's a HEALING TREE. What do you do with such a thing, you may be wondering? Do i put it on the table to show off? do i plant it? do i burn it? WHY NO! You boil it and drain the water over some cheesecloth and DRINK THE WATER OF COURSE. 
How silly of me not to know this! I told my hubby i don't even drink hot green tea as it reminds me of dirty bathtub water, and he expects me to drink TREE TEA? lol!
How silly of me not to know this! I told my hubby i don't even drink hot green tea as it reminds me of dirty bathtub water, and he expects me to drink TREE TEA? lol!So naturally I have googled everything from "drinking healing tree water" to "healing tree" to "tree remedies" and have found NOTHING.
I don't think I want to drink the tree water.
I don't think I want to drink the tree water.
October 24, 2008 at 9:44 PM
Seriously, that package is one of the more bizarre things I've seen in the mail! And thank god for the cheesecloth disclaimer because wow, can you imagine the splinters?!
October 24, 2008 at 10:01 PM
what's really funny is as hubby was telling me how it was to be "prepared" i actually added in, "CHEESECLOTH! we could use cheesecloth to drain it!" i was actually excited i had found a use for it--and naturally i thought of you! LMAO!
October 25, 2008 at 9:24 AM
Huh?? I have never heard of that!! Tree tea?? ewww... dogs may have cocked their leg on that section. A squirrel may have have wiped his but across that part.
ok, I've gotta hear more.. why did this guy send it.. and why did he think your hubby was in need of it?
oh and its always ok to open your husbands package.... mwwaaa haa haa(evil laugh).
October 25, 2008 at 6:02 PM
muahahahahah! kel you really got me laughin out loud over here! "squirrel may have wiped his butt across that"!! LOL!!
now i'm definetly not gonna drink the tree water. THANKS!!
October 26, 2008 at 8:02 PM
Just wanted you to know that I forgive you for voting Obama. Here in the OK, we are very forgiving folks! *snickers*
October 26, 2008 at 9:26 PM
OH THE COMMENTS I COULD SAY TO YOU NOBAMAMAMA!! LMAO!
first, in the OK they must REALLY be smokin some good shit...and i actually don't want some!! lol!!
good to see u r alive tho Kris! don't be a stranger just cuz i'm not a conservative...
October 27, 2008 at 8:08 AM
Ewwwwww...I'm with you. I don't think I would want to drink any tree water. Just seems gross!
October 27, 2008 at 9:48 AM
hmm... as for the award.. I felt the same way!! So, I gave it too blogs that I enjoy reading. maybe save it?? until you meet more bloggers?? not sure how that works...
October 29, 2008 at 3:53 PM
Oh my . I am laughing SO hard.