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Fourth of July Weekend. Happy 250th, USA!
3 weeks ago
it's SO hot that...
Sunday, June 8, 2008
there's a heatwave going on here...
its's SO HOT THAT...
*the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
*farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
*the cows are giving evaporated milk.
*the trees are whistling for the dogs.
*you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
*you can say 113 degrees without fainting.
*you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
*you can make instant sun tea.
*you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
*the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
*you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
*you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
*you can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
*The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
*you discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
*you discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
*you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
*hot water now comes out of both taps.
*it's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
*you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
*you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
*no one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
*your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
*you realize that asphalt has a liquid state
*the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
*farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
*the cows are giving evaporated milk.
*the trees are whistling for the dogs.
*you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
*you can say 113 degrees without fainting.
*you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
*you can make instant sun tea.
*you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
*the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
*you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
*you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
*you can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
*The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
*you discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
*you discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
*you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
*hot water now comes out of both taps.
*it's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
*you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
*you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
*no one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
*your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
*you realize that asphalt has a liquid state
i personally don't MIND the heat...i'm just sayin'!
